People in the World...

If you were to compile a list of 'types of people' in the world, what categories would you use?  

Maybe politicians, mothers, children, etc.  Those seem logical, right?  We are conditioned to think about life through certain eyes and in a certain shape.  

Would your list use words like RAPEY, POODLES, DOILY, METHUSELAH, PIGEONS, SAUSAGE, SASQUATCH,WIZARDS, GIANT SAND WORMS or HIPTARD?

If not, you're not funny enough to describe the inhabitants of planet earth.  

Luckily, Lindy West has a complete list to offer us describing fine people like these:

Read it HERE.  From THE STRANGER - a quirky newspaper.  

I bet you never knew that there was a definition of people who are afraid of clowns.  I agree with everything in her list except this one.  I am VERY afraid of clowns and it's not just a 'cute quirk' that I've chosen to develop.  I am more afraid of clowns than anything on the list EXCEPT colon cancer and rapists.  I love the word RAPEY... I never knew it existed before; but, it completely describes people at Seven11.

If your too cynical or cannot read the ground from your stupid high horse, at least read about these people:

• People Who Secretly Have Vast Family Fortunes/Trust Funds to Keep Them from Ever Knowing Complete Destitution, or Even Mild Hardship
  
• People Who Claim to Be Afraid of Clowns
• People Who Are into Whimsy
  
• Old People Who Think Pigeons Are Their Best Friends
  
• Babies
  
• People Who Don't Believe in Evolution but Love Antibiotics
  
• People Who Let Their Cat Walk Across Their Kitchen Cutting-Board, Even Though Those Are the Same Fucking Paws That Have Been Tramping Around That Shit-Filled Cat Box and I Don't See a Kitty Foot-Washing Station Around Here, Do You?
  
• People Who Sit at Their Day Jobs All Day Anonymously Posting the Meanest Things They Can Think of in the Comments Sections on Blogs (ABOUT THE AUTHOR)

It's your civic duty to understand humanity.  

Don't date hoboes.  Don't fire yourself on Live Journal (better yet, don't have a LiveJournal EVER you hiptard).  Don't feed pigeons - i hate bird poop.  Don't drink too much, actually DO. Drunk boring people are BETTER than boring people.